Saturday March 19, 2011 was the date for the 2nd annual Seminole Springs District Pinewood Derby. We had a great turn out of over 60 racers in the following categories:
15 Tigers
4 Wolves
18 Bears
11 Webelos
6 Siblings
7 Adults
The event was conducted using a BestTrack 6 lane aluminum track, with a pin to finish line distance of 51 feet. Grand Prix Race Management software was used to score the event using Points Scoring system, whereby each racer raced down the track once in each lane, and the software...
Posted by macipeterson on May 19, 2012
A book never written: “Improving Your Balance” by Trip N. Fall.
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Posted by macipeterson on May 18, 2012
Alex: What do you call a smart corner?
Casey: I haven’t a clue.
Alex: A “right angle.”
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Posted by macipeterson on May 17, 2012
Daffynition: Mushroom—A closet full of baby food.
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Posted by macipeterson on May 16, 2012
Seth: What do you call it when a giraffe swallows a toy jet?
Jake: Tell me.
Seth: A “plane in the neck.”
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Posted by macipeterson on May 15, 2012
A book never written: “Survive in the Forest” by Lawson D. Woods
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Posted by macipeterson on May 15, 2012
Tobin: What do you call a poodle in the sauna?
Robin: Beats me.
Tobin: A hot dog.
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Posted by macipeterson on May 13, 2012
Randy: What do you call a country that drives only rose-colored cars?
Connor: I’m stumped.
Randy: A “red carnation!”
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Posted by macipeterson on May 12, 2012
A book never written: “Fried Potatoes” by Tate R. Tot.
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Posted by macipeterson on May 11, 2012
A businessman went into the office and found an inexperienced handyman painting the walls. The handyman was wearing two heavy parkas on a hot summer day. Thinking this was a little strange, the businessman asked the handyman why he was wearing the parkas on such a hot day. The handyman showed him the instructions on the can of paint. They read: “For best results, put on two coats.”
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Posted by macipeterson on May 10, 2012
Warped Wiseman says: “It takes thousands of bolts to put a car together, but only one nut to wreck it.”
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Posted by macipeterson on May 9, 2012
Dana: What should a man know before trying to teach a dog tricks?
Rover: I have no idea.
Dana: More than the dog!
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Posted by Boys' Life on May 9, 2012
‘Sup, Dog (I Mean Burro), Just wondering if the mailbag is ever so heavy you can’t haul it?
— Baylee A., Green Bay, Wis.
I manage to get it hauled every day, Baylee, but it can be exhausting work. I need periodic alfalfa milkshakes and tumbleweed tacos to keep my strength up (or at least that’s what I tell The Boss).
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Posted by macipeterson on May 8, 2012
A book never written: “Doughnuts, Doughnuts, Doughnuts!” by Chris P. Cream.
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Posted by macipeterson on May 4, 2012
Tony: Where do cats write down their notes?
Joannie: I dunno.
Tony: On scratch paper!
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Posted by macipeterson on May 3, 2012
Warped Wiseman wonders: “If a child refuses to nap during the day, is he resisting a rest?”
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